Animal chiropractor with a twist. Call me at 708-744-6325
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Animal chiropractor with a twist. Call me at 708-744-6325
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This is just my opinion, but I think in a very short time this 4 foot by 4 foot painting will be one off the most valuable paintings in the Chicago area. Artist found! Tommy Palazzolo, a Chicago filmmaker legend
This is just my opinion, but I think in a very short time this 4 foot by 4 foot painting will be one off the most valuable paintings in the Chicago area. Artist found! Tommy Palazzolo, a Chicago filmmaker legend. Google him. You'll see. I've owned this rare gem for over 20 years not knowing what I had. It is kept in a downstate climate controlled storage area. The painting depicts Wrigley Field left field bleachers with ivy and a bunch of quirky characters. The original painting is not for sale at any price.
When you order on our store, your credit card statement will say Vetrolaser LLC.
Sam Donaldson's toupee is so obvious, even Stevie Wonder can see it.
The Circumcision Diet was originally called Sam Donaldson's Toupee....And Other Material Off The Top Of My Head. Lots of rude, crude and tasteless humor. Perfect bathroom reading. One of the 100 plus short chapters details how an animal chiropractor was almost sued for
Sam Donaldson's toupee is so obvious, even Stevie Wonder can see it.
The Circumcision Diet was originally called Sam Donaldson's Toupee....And Other Material Off The Top Of My Head. Lots of rude, crude and tasteless humor. Perfect bathroom reading. One of the 100 plus short chapters details how an animal chiropractor was almost sued for getting an Italian Greyhound pregnant.
Order refurbished lasers here.
I no longer accept patients, but you can still buy my horse and dog chiropractic books on our shiponline page. Plus, I have refurbished infrared cold lasers for under $200. New, these laser kits sell for $600 or more. These lasers are used by veterinarians and pet/horse owners to treat muscle and joint con
Order refurbished lasers here.
I no longer accept patients, but you can still buy my horse and dog chiropractic books on our shiponline page. Plus, I have refurbished infrared cold lasers for under $200. New, these laser kits sell for $600 or more. These lasers are used by veterinarians and pet/horse owners to treat muscle and joint conditions, wounds, and pain. We can ship, or available for pickup. We are in Buffalo Grove.
The number one cause of bodily injury in this country is auto insurance.
"Rear-Ended? Ace Hoel Is Behind You." Highway billboard for Ace's law practice. (click here to buy the Kindle Book. Just $2.99!) Ace's Youtube commercial.
"The number one cause of bodily injury in this country is auto insurance."
Ace Hoel
"I never treated the person who caused the accident."
Dr. Gordy Goldstein, D.C
Inspired by a mostly true story, Ace Hoel, Attorney At Law, is a book about not so lovable shysters who appear in a series of extortion letters I received at my Chicago area chiropractic office. And there are plenty of shysters to go around. The main character is not Ace Hoel, it's Killer Katz, who was affectionately known to his friends as Scambo. Killer didn't know what he wanted to be when he grew up. He was a bookie, drug dealer, gambler, and in this book, the main shyster. To borrow an old saying, Killer would steal flies from a blind spider.
The title character, Ace Hoel, alias Rumpled Foreskin, fancied himself as the smartest shyster. Even though Ace Hoel is a supporting character, this book is titled after him because he was the most fun to irritate. Ace Hoel also lived up to his name. Attorney Hoel is the jerk at a kid's lemonade stand who pops their balloon with his cigar because they wouldn't give him a free cookie after he so generously paid twenty-five cents for a large drink. Before he was a lawyer, Ace was a mohel, or one who circumcises Jewish baby boys. His disheveled appearance while performing circumcisions earned him the name Rumpled Foreskin. Ace was indeed the stereotypical shyster lawyer. But he didn't have to be. In fact, as a litigator he wasn't half bad. He once successfully defended a gynecologist who lost his medical license after becoming deaf. Ace convinced the medical board to reinstate the doctor's license after he proved his client could read lips.
As you read this book, you'll be introduced to a number of other misfits. The Shank: Killer's scar-faced henchman, or hitman, whichever you prefer, who spent 20 years in jail for murder and who once drank a bottle of drain cleaner to impress his girlfriend. I did my best to avoid him. Hero Shapiro: Killer's ex best friend whom he also tried to extort. Hero got his name for saving a beautiful Las Vegas showgirl's life by giving her mouth-to-mouth for forty minutes. Ragman The Bagman: Killer's errand boy and one of Hero's sons. Barry The Barrister: Hero's son, the lawyer, whom Killer wanted to hire for free. Twoja Pochwa: The easily offended squat Polish nun who worked at the hospital and whose name translates as "Your Vagina". The Extractor: The inept dentist who owned the medical building where I worked, and who used a four dollar pair of hardware store pliers to pull teeth instead of trying to fix them, which he couldn't. Pinky Picasso: The Extractor's hitman. They called him Picasso because if you didn't do what he wanted, he'd rearrange your face. The Amputator: He was the foot doctor who was quick to cut off your toes since he couldn't cure a damn thing. Good thing he wasn't a urologist. Peter The Cheater: An old European doctor with a thick Peter Lorre accent who accepted bribes in exchange for handicap parking stickers. Charlie Chop: The 5 foot 2 Chinese acupuncturist and karate expert who was the unofficial bouncer of the medical clinic. Mickey Melon: A dodgy, cocaine snorting chiropractor who also tried to extort me. Agent Coccydynia, (Latin for "pain in the ass"), and Agent Microphallus, (Greek for "small dick"): Both were FBI men who were after me because I showed them great disrespect. Dawson: The young investigator who had the hots for Cindy, my receptionist. Cindy couldn't stand him. Gordy Goldstein, me: I'm Killer's chiropractor and the recipient of his extortion letters he sent from jail. I absolutely loved infuriating Killer and his "associates." I'm also the most investigated chiropractor in the United States who is still licensed.
I hope you enjoy this little book. I thoroughly enjoyed writing it. Surprise ending!
All the best,
Dr. Gordy Goldstein, D.C.
1121 Highland Grove Drive, Buffalo Grove, Illinois 60089, United States
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